Of course, there were planes here ... it's just that dad seems to have run out of film when he got back from Malta. More likely, times were hard. Really hard. I remember this old trolleybus really well. It was parked, along with several others (indeed, another bus can be seen on the left in the next compound) down in one corner of the camp. I get the impression that one compound was for the caravans, homes, etc, of NCO's, and another for ordinary airmen !
Married quarters in 1953 were still almost non-existant, and so the RAF allowed airmen to provide their own mobile, and the RAF would site it for them. There was mains water, and electricity, but that was about it. Rough cinder paths connected the various vehicles to the main compound gate. I think we were locked in at night!
Dad and grandad had aquired this beast from a dealer in Ipswich, and as far as I know, it was more or less already fitted out. Mum always maintained it was an ex-London Transport trolleybus ... and it may well have been. But it was a distressed, mucky green as I recall it, and could just as easily have come from Bradford. I've never have got to the bottom of it's pedigree. (Could it be a Karrier, c1929 time ?) Maybe the RAF insisted it was painted green as a sort of camouflage in order not to frighten the enemy. But there were whitish caravans and other buses in other colours on site, and I can be forgiven for thinking that green was its original colour. Of course, Ipswich had green trolleybuses too, so it may have been from there after all.
Naturally, all seats were removed, making it quite spacious inside. Even so, it would still have only been the then regulation 7' 6" wide. Eight footers weren't allowed until well after the war. The downstairs saloon became the living-cum-dining room, and a kitchen with sink and worktop, cupboards, etc, were over the twin rear axles where the long sideways seats would have been. The dog, an alsation ex-RAF guard dog, slept in a large basket under the stairs. Dad is pictured here burning the midnight oil, no doubt studying for his next qualification, compass in hand as he chewed on a pipe. The only clue that this may just be the inside of a bus is the curve of the roof. Those shelves are in fact in the blocked up window of the back of the driver's cab.
A large water tank lay across what had been the rear parcel shelf immediately over the top of the stairs, and where the back seats had been, a bath ! Then came my bedroom, and the front upstairs saloon was sectioned off to make my parents bedroom, with all the unnecessary windows blanked out. At the side of the full-cab downstairs, where the electric motor would have been, was the toilet, the door of which is just behind that chair. The loo was probably of the Elsan variety. Emptied on Mondays. Pheew!
When dad was posted to Wellesbourne, there were no married quarters there to be had either, so the RAF towed this bus over there for him, by a succession of wierd and wonderful vehicles that I only have a vague memory of now. The journey I do remember, mainly on account of the trouble I got into. I was 3 years-old, and didn't understand the seriousness of the law that said passengers must not be carried in any towed vehicle. And of course, how else was dad to get mum and myself some 150 miles cross-country over to Warwickshire from Norfolk. Dad rode in the truck, or tractor, with his mates. We rode inside, naturally. Along with the dog. Keeping very quiet, and not daring to even peep out of the curtained windows.
Until we got stuck under a low-arch railway bridge somewhere in or near the middle of Wellingborough or Kettering or suchlike. I know it was the centre of a small town, and the bus fastened itself to the brickwork by way of it still having the original trolley girders attached to the roof, seen in the photo. The poles had been removed, but the girders left in situ, making the bus two or three inches higher than a normal double-decker.
This arched bridge was one of those where a high vehicle could just clear it by taking the middle of the road. But this one didn't clear it. And it was a mainline to somewhere, a good four tracks or so, almost a tunnel. So here we were, being towed by either an RAF petrol tanker or a tractor or something, and we came to a grinding, screeching halt. The traffic backed up, and no doubt a few horns were pressed and curses aimed at the poor, luckless airmen assigned to tow this thing. And now, it wouldn't go forward, and it wouldn't back out. We were truly fast. Mum, who was already expecting her second child, was frantic and couldn't do anything, but keep out of sight.
The dog was frantic too, and I must have misunderstood her whining and scratching and clawing at the back door for the need to pee .. so I let her out. Whereupon, tasting a wierd freedom, she bounded off up someone's high street, no doubt scenting her long awaited German or Soviet prey to which she had been trained, and disappeared. And to the consternation of pater, whose windmilling arms were trying to direct traffic along with several policemen that had arrived, as they all pondered how to get this damned thing free. People were much more patient in 1953. But even so, I think it was at that point, 3 years or not, that I knew I was forritt. RAF discipline was tough on a child.
In the end, the police must have either turned a blind eye to this minor offence, or told dad he would be reported to his CO. I don't suppose the police had a form for it. And I don't think there was a nasty outcome, other than I got a walloping for letting the bloody pooch out and embarrassing him in the first place.
We did recover the dog, eventually. And the bus, oh yes. Well, that was released from custody by the simple expedient of letting her tyres down. Mum reckoned it was propelled out by the vibration when a London express thundered over the top of us. I'd love to have had a video of the scene.
Still, we went on our lumbering way to Warwickshire, and mum came home by herself in a taxi from hospital in Leamington with my new baby brother, all wrapped up in a flowing shawl, one bitterly cold winter's day in February of 1954. I sat in our one wooden-arm easy chair inside our bus and held him very carefully in my little arms. For my brother Jeff, his first home was a freezing trolleybus parked in the middle of nowhere, taking our tiny part in the defence of the realm. And he has no recollection of it whatsoever.